Daddy Trumps
Please check out Daddy Trumps. I made my own version of the popular card game Top Trumps. I created my own unique characters with different abilities and stories.
I originally made this game to play with my two children. I have also printed out copies for friends and family to enjoy.
Please let me know what you think and if you would be interested in playing Daddy Trumps? Keep on Trumpin!!!
I originally made this game to play with my two children. I have also printed out copies for friends and family to enjoy.
Please let me know what you think and if you would be interested in playing Daddy Trumps? Keep on Trumpin!!!
Brain Freeze
Brain Freeze is a frozen brain that has been placed and genetically reared in an ice cream cone!
Brain Freeze likes to act like a regular ice cream cone and wants to be licked hard; he then unleashes his deadly weapon, the brain freeze! Brain Freeze likes to be introduced by his full name: Brain Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgi Freeze.
Brain Freeze likes to act like a regular ice cream cone and wants to be licked hard; he then unleashes his deadly weapon, the brain freeze! Brain Freeze likes to be introduced by his full name: Brain Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgi Freeze.
Carlzone
Carlzone is twice the food Pizza Man ever was. He has spied on Pizza Man all his life with one simple aim; become twice as good. However Cralzone’s main downfall is his vanity, and is therefore not as ugly as his main rival.
He loves origami and the first two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle films. Watching pizza’s getting eaten makes him feel good about himself.
He loves origami and the first two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle films. Watching pizza’s getting eaten makes him feel good about himself.
Carrotyclops
Carrotyclops is a cycloptic carrot with a lethal stare. He hates rabbits and will make a point of ordering rabbit whenever he visits a fancy restaurant.
His special move is the ginger top killer stare. Anyone who looks deep into his eye will instantly turn ginger.*
*No one is sure what will happen if he looks at a current ginger person.
His special move is the ginger top killer stare. Anyone who looks deep into his eye will instantly turn ginger.*
*No one is sure what will happen if he looks at a current ginger person.
Chatterbox
Chaterbox used to be a washing machine. He even talks while he eats and sprays food onto his unlucky guests. Some say he was more interesting as a cleaning appliance. His special move is too bore people to death!
If you want to get his knickers in a twist just use the following quote: “Oi Chatterbox, I want the news, not the weather!”
If you want to get his knickers in a twist just use the following quote: “Oi Chatterbox, I want the news, not the weather!”
Doug the Hot Dog
Doug ‘The Hot’ Dog is a genetically modified hound that is half canine and half sausage meat. His tail is his biggest mystery as he can shoot mustard-like-acid out of its tip.
He was born in a lab in Albuquerque alongside frogs with amazing enhanced jumping abilities. He loves sprouts and dreams to live in a prefab house one day.
He was born in a lab in Albuquerque alongside frogs with amazing enhanced jumping abilities. He loves sprouts and dreams to live in a prefab house one day.
Grumpy Cuppa Joe
Joe is one seriously grumpy cup of coffee. However Joe is constantly out of caffeine and is therefore very grumpy day and night. His quest in life is to be refilled.
If and when he has the energy he can throw a mega grumpy tantrum and stomp around, and trust me he doesn’t care who’s feet he tramples on!
If and when he has the energy he can throw a mega grumpy tantrum and stomp around, and trust me he doesn’t care who’s feet he tramples on!
HB Boy
HB Boy is in the top drawer of stationery. He can write and erase in equal measure. He hates to stand still and is defiantly not stationary stationery.
HB is the nickname for Herbert Ballpenski, never call him by his full name!
HB Boys special move is lead poisoning.
HB is the nickname for Herbert Ballpenski, never call him by his full name!
HB Boys special move is lead poisoning.
Jellyfish Man
Jellyfish Man can electrocute and swim underwater, which is a very big achievement as he has no brain. He is dim-witted and dopey in nature but is actually an alright bloke once you get to know him.
Some say Jellyfish Man is immortal. He claims he is 100 years of age however he has always been a bit cagey about his age and could be much older!
Some say Jellyfish Man is immortal. He claims he is 100 years of age however he has always been a bit cagey about his age and could be much older!
Jumping Gas Flash
Jumping Gas Flash jumps for joy when he sees people. Although he is kind hearted, he craves attention and hugs! This often leads to burns for unlucky passersby. He jumps by using a spring attached to his body. His special move is the flash fire cracker.
He really loves BBQ’s and the films Flash Gordon and Jumping Jack Flash.
He really loves BBQ’s and the films Flash Gordon and Jumping Jack Flash.
Kate the Ape
People often confuse Kate the ape for Shell Girl – which is a bit daft as they look very different. It is fair to say that Kate and Shell do not see eye to eye; in fact Kate the Ape often tries to blind Shell Girl by flinging coconuts from her coconut bra slingshot.
She loves Rambo films and would love to lock Sylvester Stallone up in a cage as her plaything. She is high maintenance.
She loves Rambo films and would love to lock Sylvester Stallone up in a cage as her plaything. She is high maintenance.
King Crab
King Crab is the king of the ocean – in his mind at least! This self proclaimed title (which he purchased off the internet) is dismissed by Jellyfish Man on a daily basis. Jellyfish Man aims to belittle everything King Crab does in life.
King Crab breaks legs with no remorse with his killer leg breaker. He would have more sympathy if he understood that not everyone could re-grow limbs.
King Crab breaks legs with no remorse with his killer leg breaker. He would have more sympathy if he understood that not everyone could re-grow limbs.
Knightning
Knightning is a knight who has electric powers.
It is said that no one knows why he carries L32 on his crest – however rumour has it that L stands for being left handed and 32 is his kill count. He likes kittens and knitting.
Knightning’s special move is called the electric sideways power voltage killer move.
It is said that no one knows why he carries L32 on his crest – however rumour has it that L stands for being left handed and 32 is his kill count. He likes kittens and knitting.
Knightning’s special move is called the electric sideways power voltage killer move.
Mark Question
Mark Question is a bit of mystery. He lives for philosophy and constantly ponders life and its mysteries. Mark asks more questions than he or anyone else can ever answer.
Mark’s special move is just one big question, no one knows what it is (yet amazingly it still has a rank?!) This is just the type of Mystery Mark craves!
Mark’s special move is just one big question, no one knows what it is (yet amazingly it still has a rank?!) This is just the type of Mystery Mark craves!
Marmike
You either love him or hate him. Most people hate him!
Marmike is one annoying yeast based dude. He has earned a First Class degree in being irritating and annoying.
Marmikes special move is the Marmike splat! He literally runs up to your face and splats you with a sticky, smelly and yeasty substance!
Marmike is one annoying yeast based dude. He has earned a First Class degree in being irritating and annoying.
Marmikes special move is the Marmike splat! He literally runs up to your face and splats you with a sticky, smelly and yeasty substance!
Marsh Man
Marsh Man was born in Lymington and is made up of swamp / sewage marshland and radioactive waste. He loves Shell Girl, she hates him!
He has only be spotted once by a youthful and handsome group of students. He would like to share a pint with them one day and reminisce.
His special move is throwing slime pies.
He has only be spotted once by a youthful and handsome group of students. He would like to share a pint with them one day and reminisce.
His special move is throwing slime pies.
Meatball Martin
Martin is made up of meatballs and is one happy go lucky skateboarding dude. He wears a cape, which is often covered in tomato sauce.
Martin’s special move is the meatballdozer where he rams the shins of his unlucky victims. Not only does this cause excruciating pain, he also covers people’s legs in sauce, which is a nightmare to remove!
Martin’s special move is the meatballdozer where he rams the shins of his unlucky victims. Not only does this cause excruciating pain, he also covers people’s legs in sauce, which is a nightmare to remove!
Muscle Man
Muscle Man is a mollusc with gummy lips. He looks like a sweet old sea urchin, but beware of his deadly gummy kiss of death, as once he latches onto you he is very hard to remove. Muscle Man loves the original Mr Muscle character but would like to kill the new version with a slow and painful death.
He loves Werthers Original but they don’t like him.
He loves Werthers Original but they don’t like him.
Nosey Parker
Nosey Parker has a great sense of smell as he is 98% nose! He moves by scuttling along on his nose hairs. He has no mouth so snorting is his main way of communicating. His special move is shooting out deadly blasts of snot!
Noesy Parker is very nosey. He likes to dig up all the gossip on all his neighbours, especially Kate the Ape, who he feels smells delightful!
Noesy Parker is very nosey. He likes to dig up all the gossip on all his neighbours, especially Kate the Ape, who he feels smells delightful!
Paul the Crab Hook Gull
Since a human hooked Paul with a crab line a few years ago he has vouched to gain bloody revenge on his arch nemesis – Adrian. His weapon of choice (bizarrely) is two crab lines where he loves unleashing his signature move – crab hook fury.
He used to love chips but that occasional luxury has since been scarred after ‘that incident’ from his nemesis.
He used to love chips but that occasional luxury has since been scarred after ‘that incident’ from his nemesis.
Peter Pineapple
Peter Pineapple has panoramic vision as many segments of his body has an eye. Yet quite ironically likes to blind opponents with his lethal juices!
He hates pines and apples as he feels they steal the thunder and originality of his surname. No one said he was smart!
Loves the film Pineapple Express as he thinks it’s about him.
He hates pines and apples as he feels they steal the thunder and originality of his surname. No one said he was smart!
Loves the film Pineapple Express as he thinks it’s about him.
Pizza Man
Pizza Man is a mutated pizza. Born and raised in Iceland – the supermarket, he is believed to have evolved into a living being after a lazy worker spilt a barrel of nuclear waste onto a batch of frozen pizzas.
He detests Carlzone even more than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
His special move is the pizza karate slice.
He detests Carlzone even more than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
His special move is the pizza karate slice.
Salt Man
Salt Man literally rubs salt into his victims wounds with his giant hands – which is also his special move. Why Salt Man has multiple holes (like a pepper pot) in his salt pot shaped head is a bit of a mystery. He loves chips, tequila and ready slated crisps.
Some say he stole the body of Pepper Boy many years ago. Will the mystery ever be revealed?
Some say he stole the body of Pepper Boy many years ago. Will the mystery ever be revealed?
Shark Plank
Shark Plank was born in Highcliffe. He is a plank of wood in the shape of a shark.
He looks and acts like a piece of driftwood and waits patiently on the beach, then CRUNCH, he will bite any unlucky passerby with his dreaded splinter bite!
He loves Jaws the film and would like to eat Richard Dreyfuss one day.
He looks and acts like a piece of driftwood and waits patiently on the beach, then CRUNCH, he will bite any unlucky passerby with his dreaded splinter bite!
He loves Jaws the film and would like to eat Richard Dreyfuss one day.
Shell Girl
Not to be mistaken for Kate the Ape; Shell Girl is made up of shells and seaweed. She has dated and ultimately broken up with both Jellyfish Man and Crab King on numerous occasions.
Potential daters should beware (including Muscle Man, who is said to be infatuated by her) as she can unleash her deadly crab infestation special move.
Potential daters should beware (including Muscle Man, who is said to be infatuated by her) as she can unleash her deadly crab infestation special move.
Sluggy & Sir Slugalot
Sluggy and Sir Slugalot are conjoined twins. Sluggy is very jealous of his brother, as he too would love to be knighted. Sir Slugalot was knighted because of his extensive research into the cure for salt disease, any mollusc’s biggest nightmare! Sluggy likes Hollyoaks and supports plastic cheese.
The dreaded slug bath is there slimey special move!
The dreaded slug bath is there slimey special move!
Tentakill
Tentakill is a mutant tent who scuttles along like a crab like creature. He looks and acts like a normal tent and once his unfortunate visitors go inside he crushes them to death.
He hates campers, hippies and communism. He loves the American way of life and feels George W. Bush is a living legend – he is one screwed up tent!
He hates campers, hippies and communism. He loves the American way of life and feels George W. Bush is a living legend – he is one screwed up tent!
The Ghost of Pepper Boy
Pepper Boy was murdered by Salt Man, and to add to salt to his (deadly) injury he stole his body.
Salt Man committed the murdered because he was jealous of Pepper Boys multiple holes. Pepper Boy is now a ghost who aims to haunt Salt Man forever.
The Ghost of Pepper Boy’s special move is pepper scare, where he creeps up on his victims and coughs lethal pepper.
Salt Man committed the murdered because he was jealous of Pepper Boys multiple holes. Pepper Boy is now a ghost who aims to haunt Salt Man forever.
The Ghost of Pepper Boy’s special move is pepper scare, where he creeps up on his victims and coughs lethal pepper.
Tom Atto Can Man
Tom is a can of old tomatoes – he is well past his sell by date. Packaged in 1875 as a simple can of chopped tomatoes, he was forgotten and discarded in an old warehouse where he has gradually evolved into a new life form which the world has never seen!
Tom’s special move is to poison his victims with his rancid insides!
Tom’s special move is to poison his victims with his rancid insides!
Vanessa the Flytrap
Vanessa is the second cousin of Audrey 2. She has a similar personality to her famous relative. She detests vegetarians and is often spotted eating their limbs!
She craves meat and will never turn down the opportunity to eat animals and insects alike. If you ever want to befriend her, just make up a batch of fly and slug flavoured milkshakes.
She craves meat and will never turn down the opportunity to eat animals and insects alike. If you ever want to befriend her, just make up a batch of fly and slug flavoured milkshakes.
Wally The Black Streak Worm
Wally looks and acts like any usual worm, however he has a weird black streak down his belly. This strange black streak is poisonous and helps illustrate his punk alter-ego personality.
He loves The Clash and the Sex Pistols. He also proudly wears a Ramones t-shirt, even though he has never heard any of their music! His special move is his poison punk electric shock!
He loves The Clash and the Sex Pistols. He also proudly wears a Ramones t-shirt, even though he has never heard any of their music! His special move is his poison punk electric shock!
Waspby
Wasby looks like a bee; however he is actually a wasp, because of this fact nobody really likes him. He likes to sting people with his killer stinger, which does little favours for his already low popularity.
He detests most molluscs and can’t stand both Muscle Man and Sluggy, however he is close friends to Sir Slugalot – this causes a few arguments.
He detests most molluscs and can’t stand both Muscle Man and Sluggy, however he is close friends to Sir Slugalot – this causes a few arguments.
XL13
XL13 is the happy-go-unlucky robot made at XL headquarters based in Slough. He was programmed with bad luck.
He would love to give everyone he meets a big robotic hug, however this is quite difficult as he only has one robotic claw.
XL13’s special move is the robogrip.
He would love to give everyone he meets a big robotic hug, however this is quite difficult as he only has one robotic claw.
XL13’s special move is the robogrip.
